The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperius with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 43.976 billion Scorpions Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scorpions Armyian economy, worth an astonishing 12,705 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,909 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorpions Army's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scorpions Army is ranked 1,223^rd in the world and 8^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Populations, with 44.0 billion capita.