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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 76thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thSafest: 211th
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Scorpions Army

Population30.933 billion

CapitalThe Ark


The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.933 billion Scorpions Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scorpions Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,998 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,907 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorpions Army's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scorpions Army is ranked 71,225th in the world and 49th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Authoritarian, with 821.51 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 76thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thSafest: 211thLowest Crime Rates: 236thLargest Governments: 308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 557thMost Developed: 638thLongest Average Lifespans: 733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 814thHealthiest Citizens: 878thMost Influential: 907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,009thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,109thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,289thMost Efficient Economies: 1,309thMost Devout: 1,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,483rdMost Armed: 1,483rdLargest Populations: 1,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,152ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,154thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,124thSmartest Citizens: 3,166thLargest Mining Sector: 5,018thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,503rdBest Weather: 5,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,786thMost Stationary: 5,828thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,297thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,715thRudest Citizens: 9,829thMost Cultured: 10,655thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,019thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,021st
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the region

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