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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 516thMost Devout: 560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 576th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
With God all things are possible
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Scrubtopia

Population14.415 billion

CapitalScrub City
LeaderScrub Scumslayer
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalPegaunicornasus

The Holy Empire of Scrubtopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scrub Scumslayer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.415 billion Scrubtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scrub City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Scrubtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,144 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,749 per year while the poor average 39,656, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Scrubtopia's national animal is the Pegaunicornasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scrubtopia is ranked 33,005th in the world and 2,140th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.81 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 516thMost Devout: 560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 576thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,027thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,194thFattest Citizens: 1,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,627thMost Avoided: 1,921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,769thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,819thLargest Mining Sector: 2,882ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,936thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,338thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,081stHighest Economic Output: 7,326thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,534thHighest Average Incomes: 9,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,450thTop
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Most Armed: 18,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,718thMost Patriotic: 20,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,909thLargest Retail Industry: 26,527thLargest Populations: 27,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,342nd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Avoided: 121st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 307th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 351st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 374th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 399th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 450th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 478th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 586th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 693rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 741st in the regionRudest Citizens: 857th in the regionLargest Populations: 872nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 968th in the regionMost Armed: 1,097th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,244th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,259th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scrubtopia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Scrubtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Scrubtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.

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