Population | 14.415 billion |
Capital | Scrub City |
Leader | Scrub Scumslayer |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Pegaunicornasus |
The Holy Empire of Scrubtopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scrub Scumslayer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.415 billion Scrubtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scrub City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Scrubtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,144 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,749 per year while the poor average 39,656, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.
Nudity is frowned upon, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Scrubtopia's national animal is the Pegaunicornasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Scrubtopia is ranked 33,005th in the world and 2,140th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scrubtopia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Scrubtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, the military has gone fission for more funding.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, artists are pillars of society.
- : Scrubtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubtopia, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.