The Kingdom of Second Georgia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.749 billion Georgians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Georgian economy, worth 343 trillion Laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,034 Laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Georgians are e-certified CEOs, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Vito II The Surprisingly Nice is a silly poophead, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and research to reduce famine is defunded by a one percent margin vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 40,317^th in the world and 1,565^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 125,034.37 Standard Monetary Units.