The Queen's State of Sefti is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 37.635 billion Seftians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Seftian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 29,827 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sefti's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and Sefti has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sefti's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sefti is ranked 49,758^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Senegal for Safest, scoring 103.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.