The Soldier of Seventy-six is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.684 billion Seventy-sixians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seventy-sixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion seventies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,923 seventies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and rural Seventy-sixians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seventy-six's national animal is the number.

Seventy-six is ranked 19,901^st in the world and 61^st in Suspicious for Largest Populations, with 19.7 billion capita.