The Commonwealth of Silage is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Anyho Escort with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 44.272 billion Silageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clamp. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Silagean economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Litres a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,812 Litres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silage's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Silage is ranked 329,635^th in the world and 17,869^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.