The The long and winding road of SkodaTruck Drivers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 30.595 billion SkodaTruck Driversians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SkodaTruck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion Das a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,010 Das, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, accidentally scratching a coin is considered grounds for arrest, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SkodaTruck Drivers's national animal is the Sko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SkodaTruck Drivers is ranked 220,915^th in the world and 7^th in Bornean Bearded Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 8.72 Obesity Rate.