The Republic of Slanittico is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 7.308 billion Slanitticoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slanitticoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Slanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,650 Slanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, Slanitticoans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slanittico's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Slanittico is ranked 19,322^nd in the world and 1,123^rd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,412.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.