The Terran Soldier State of Slavoniah is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.558 billion Eastern Europeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 879 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,044 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and Eastern Europeans also serve as great lightning rods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slavoniah's national animal is the Albatross, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Judeo-Christianity.

Slavoniah is ranked 311,874^th in the world and 114^th in Aeternas for Nicest Citizens, with 0.65 average smiles per day.