The Monarchy of Sliverrose is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the vernal with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 27.767 billion Sliverroseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Sliverrose. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sliverrosean economy, worth a remarkable 3,907 trillion Favors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,722 Favors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Sliverrose to disarm, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, diplomatic cables about the vernal have suddenly been very flattering, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sliverrose's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is City.

Sliverrose is ranked 286,323^rd in the world and 4,029^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -476.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.