The Principality of Slurpee is a massive, safe nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.512 billion Slurpeeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slurpeean economy, worth 130 trillion Syrups a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,475 Syrups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slurpee's radio stations, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slurpee's national animal is the Noid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slurpee is ranked 18,122^nd in the world and 1,054^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,551.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.