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Smiley Bob

Population23.096 billion

CapitalAvengers Tower


The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Danielle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.096 billion Smilers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The average income tax rate is 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 3,618 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,693 pikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the Smiley Bob Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smiley Bob is ranked 40,430th in the world and 5th in Hollow Point for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdMost Cultured: 21stHealthiest Citizens: 33rdMost Developed: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 59thLongest Average Lifespans: 66thMost Beautiful Environments: 68thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78thBest Weather: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 88thMost Advanced Public Education: 145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 281stMost Pacifist: 308thMost Efficient Economies: 313thSmartest Citizens: 379thMost Stationary: 398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 436thNicest Citizens: 483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 512thHighest Crime Rates: 519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 522ndMost Inclusive: 990thLargest Governments: 1,274thMost Secular: 1,413thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,652ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,320thLargest Populations: 3,453rdMost Influential: 3,923rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,674thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,286thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,145thHighest Average Incomes: 11,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,798th

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Kornesia, Pikapikastan, Caltof, and The Utes.

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