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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,092ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,778th
The Holy Fire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Defenders of freedom.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Aura
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Smite

Population4.548 billion

Currencygold
Animaldragon

The Holy Fire of Smite is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.548 billion Smiteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Smitean economy, worth 293 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,562 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Smite's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smite is ranked 203,656th in the world and 2,971st in eta for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,744.18 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,092ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 28,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,778thMost Cheerful Citizens: 31,242nd
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 228th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 282nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 324th in the regionMost Pacifist: 369th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 420th in the regionMost Conservative: 442nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 451st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Smite's influence in Eta rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Smite's influence in Eta fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Smite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Smite's influence in Eta rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Smite's influence in Eta fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Smite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Smite's influence in Eta rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Smite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Smite's influence in Eta fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".

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