The Republic of Soamara is a small, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23 million Soamaris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Soamari economy, worth 1.00 trillion maras a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,565 maras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soamara's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soamara is ranked 37,813^th in the world and 9^th in Ieshus for Safest, scoring 106.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.