The Kingdom of Socialist test 329 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.515 billion Socialist test 329ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 329ian economy, worth 880 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,980 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, supervisors in Socialist test 329 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 329's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Socialist test 329 is ranked 15,962nd in the world and 1,148th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.25 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, supervisors in Socialist test 329 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Socialist test 329 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 329, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
