The United Kingdom of Socialist test 370 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.601 billion Socialist test 370ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 370ian economy, worth 789 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,620 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 370's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist test 370 is ranked 22,264^th in the world and 1,466^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 964.11 pounds of wildlife per square mile.