The Republic of Socialist test 58 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.702 billion Socialist test 58ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,701 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and Socialist test 58ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 58's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 58 is ranked 6,299^th in the world and 507^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 198.75 kickbacks per hour.