The Commonwealth of Sol Insula is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jonas Cabrera with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, devout population of 2.087 billion Solinsulans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romanport. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sol Insulan economy, worth 247 trillion Solinsulan Kayas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,533 Solinsulan Kayas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sol Insula's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sol Insula is ranked 118,536^th in the world and 569^th in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,531.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.