The Republic of Solemn Judgment is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The cynical, humorless population of 5.01 billion Solemn Johnsons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Solemn Johnson economy, worth 454 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,642 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solemn Judgment's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solemn Judgment is ranked 240,660^th in the world and 1,038^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.