The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.88 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 4,261 trillion Xandevian units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,372 Xandevian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, choking on Xandevian units is a leading cause of death for wild animals, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 1,256^th in the world and 35^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 934 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.