The Holy White Zombie land of Stabby Stabby is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.269 billion Stabby Stabbyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stabbyvilla. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stabby Stabbyian economy, worth 414 trillion Sigmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,582 Sigmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, arbitration is mightier than the sword, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and research grant proposals read like political diatribes. Crime is totally unknown. Stabby Stabby's national animal is the Scramming hairy armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stabby Stabby is ranked 8,463^rd in the world and 161^st in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,184.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.