The District of Stad Luxembourg is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.227 billion Stad Luxembourgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Stad Luxembourgian economy, worth 962 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,206 Juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,066 per year while the poor average 12,263, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Stad Luxembourg has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Stad Luxembourg in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Stad Luxembourg's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Stad Luxembourg is ranked 45,606^th in the world and 1^st in Luxembourg City for Fattest Citizens, with 14.11 Obesity Rate.