The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 70 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 7.922 billion Starlight Glimmer 70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The very strong Starlight Glimmer 70ian economy, worth 439 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,533 bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, adultery has been made a capital offence, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Starlight Glimmer 70's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 70 is ranked 221,069^th in the world and 3,853^rd in Artificial Solar System for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.