The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 87 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 7.697 billion Starlight Glimmer 87ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 87ian economy, worth 446 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,030 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, Starlight Glimmer 87ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 87's national animal is the pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Starlight Glimmer 87 is ranked 33,786^th in the world and 151^st in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.