The Republic of Starlight Miranda is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.406 billion Starlight Mirandans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Mirandan economy, worth 297 trillion lotuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,476 lotuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 608,887 per year while the poor average 14,265, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, Starlight Miranda successfully hosted the Bloodbender Heaven Olympics, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, and builders across Starlight Miranda are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Miranda's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Miranda is ranked 203,957^th in the world and 4^th in Bloodbender Heaven for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 778.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.