The State of State of Illinois is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.197 billion Illinoisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Illinoisian economy, worth 831 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 35,836 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,641 per year while the poor average 1,925, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and State of Illinois has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Illinois's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Illinois is ranked 266,801^st in the world and 1^st in State of Illinois for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -7.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.