The Cheese Obsessed Republic of Storalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sekro Vokyora with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.636 billion vi'Storal hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storalis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Storal economy, worth a remarkable 4,708 trillion Stora L'Kuns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,606 Stora L'Kuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, a flying elephant and Sekro Vokyora share the same nickname, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime is totally unknown. Storalia's national animal is the Ukastri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Storalia is ranked 2,289^th in the world and 1^st in Elparia for Nicest Citizens, with 68.7 average smiles per day.