The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.425 billion Oceanics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sealand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion Oceanic Dragoons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,938 Oceanic Dragoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the horniness of the great-horned Axolotl is considered a national priority, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is ranked 2,004^th in the world and 2^nd in St Abbaddon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 280.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.