The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.477 billion Oceanics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sealand. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 5,238 trillion Oceanic Dragoons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,917 Oceanic Dragoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi consults the market before choosing breakfast, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi's office, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is ranked 301,398^th in the world and 31^st in St Abbaddon for Fattest Citizens, with 4.27 Obesity Rate.