The Kingdom of Stuffedlan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by George Wilson Schulz with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed population of 4.109 billion Stuffedishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algodondia. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Stuffedish economy, worth 188 trillion Algodineses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,961 Algodineses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

George Wilson Schulz has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and George Wilson Schulz's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuffedlan's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calzoski Religión.

Stuffedlan is ranked 248,393^rd in the world and 155^th in Britannia for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.