The Pink Wonderland of Scotsgale is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Anastasia with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.663 billion Scotsgaleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anastadt. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scotsgalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion Scotsgalean Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,377 Scotsgalean Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kindhearted Scotsgaleans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and legend has it Queen Anastasia's shower singing echoes through the halls of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotsgale's national animal is the Scotsgalean Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Lioness.

Scotsgale is ranked 240,479^th in the world and 145^th in Britannia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.83 Obesity Rate.