The Imperial Warrior of Sturmtrooper is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.282 billion Sturmtrooperians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sturmtrooper Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The Sturmtrooperian economy, worth 45.9 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,792 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sturmtrooper Central to enjoy their national art, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sturmtrooper's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sturmtrooper is ranked 232,489^th in the world and 179^th in Warzone Galactica for Safest, scoring 41.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.