The Kingdom of Supcotia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Colby IV with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 13.4 billion Supcotians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Supcotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion cotas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,931 cotas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Supcotian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Supcotia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supcotia's national animal is the cotian wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ascendancy.

Supcotia is ranked 32,962^nd in the world and 393^rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.03 law-abiding acts per hour.