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I Can't Die Of Winter
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Supercellstan

Population7.966 billion

CapitalAllentown
LeaderKing Mary II
Faithsnow

Currencydecigram of snow
Animalsnow dragon

The Nebula Physics of Supercellstan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Mary II with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.966 billion Snow Citzens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Supercellstani economy, worth 428 trillion decigrams of snow a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,848 decigrams of snow, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-decigram of snow mansions, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supercellstan's national animal is the snow dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is snow.

Supercellstan is ranked 109,216th in the world and 48th in Hellworld 2 for Safest, scoring 80 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-decigram of snow mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Supercellstan was reclassified from "Democratic Autocracy" to "Autocratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Supercellstan was reclassified from "Autocratic Socialists" to "Democratic Autocracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Supercellstan, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.

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