The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.956 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 683 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,062 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 284,027^th in the world and 824^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 5.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.