The Hellish Entity of QuazaFire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Remoni with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.599 billion Quazars are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quaza Nova. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quazar economy, worth a remarkable 3,590 trillion Qoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,013 Qoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, astronauts take one small step for QuazaFire and one giant step backward from confrontation, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. QuazaFire's national animal is the Draken Slither, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quazi Cozy Cult.

QuazaFire is ranked 291,103^rd in the world and 862^nd in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 2.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.