The Civically Governed Island of Teffland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maya Dumahe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.071 billion Tefflandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludwigshaven. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tefflandian economy, worth 563 trillion Teffoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,671 Teffoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, every day is laundry day, and the Tefflandian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teffland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pfftah.

Teffland is ranked 6,331^st in the world and 135^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 40.7 average smiles per day.