The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.868 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,066 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,427 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Tekania" at foreigners, President April's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, and under love's heavy burden President April sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 320,899^th in the world and 17,296^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.4 average smiles per day.