The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Mr Flap with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 793 million TescoPepsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Self Checkout. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TescoPepsian economy, worth 86.7 trillion Tesco Club Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,336 Tesco Club Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, TescoPepsi's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and there's some really clean windows in TescoPepsian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the wood pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TescoPepsi is ranked 18,495^th in the world and 576^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 65.57 quips per hour.