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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 722ndMost Influential: 1,893rd
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Population793 million

CapitalThe Self Checkout
LeaderMr Flap

CurrencyTesco Club Card
Animalwood pigeon

The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Mr Flap with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 793 million TescoPepsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Self Checkout. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TescoPepsian economy, worth 86.7 trillion Tesco Club Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,336 Tesco Club Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, TescoPepsi's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and there's some really clean windows in TescoPepsian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the wood pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TescoPepsi is ranked 18,495th in the world and 576th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 65.57 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 722ndMost Influential: 1,893rdTop
Most Pacifist: 4,970thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,968thSafest: 7,483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,077thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,504thNicest Citizens: 11,156thMost Inclusive: 11,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,417thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,626thHighest Food Quality: 14,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,029thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,410thSmartest Citizens: 18,495thMost Secular: 18,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,438thBest Weather: 19,850thMost Income Equality: 19,878thMost Developed: 20,296thMost Cultured: 20,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,854thHealthiest Citizens: 22,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,709thLargest Governments: 23,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,138th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 244th in the regionSafest: 245th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 379th in the regionNicest Citizens: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 402nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 500th in the regionMost Politically Free: 503rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 533rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 538th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Secular: 578th in the regionMost Developed: 600th in the regionBest Weather: 609th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 642nd in the regionMost Cultured: 650th in the regionLargest Governments: 657th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 691st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 702nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 708th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 725th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 732nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 815th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 822nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 889th in the regionMost Income Equality: 919th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 921st in the region

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