The World Cup Winner of TescoPepsi is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jarno Trulli with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 9.581 billion TescoPepsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaco. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TescoPepsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Zincs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,744 Zincs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, nine out of ten citizens of TescoPepsi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Jarno Trulli is considering changing the TescoPepsian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the Moon Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TescoPepsi is ranked 44,706^th in the world and 351^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,744.93 Standard Monetary Units.