The Kingdom of ThaiSiam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Demo with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.352 billion ThaiSiameses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ThaiSiamia economy, worth 536 trillion Baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,130 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, black gold is looking more brown these days, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, and the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThaiSiam's national animal is the Asian koel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhist.

ThaiSiam is ranked 11,198^th in the world and 14^th in The Global Elite for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.