The Indomitable Wrath of The Absolute Worst is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Null with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.148 billion Psycopaths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Point of No Return. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Worstian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion nightmare fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 305,670 nightmare fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,796,625 per year while the poor average 3,610, a ratio of 774 to 1.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Absolute Worst's national animal is the Mind, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Economics.

The Absolute Worst is ranked 682^nd in the world and 4^th in Hell for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 22,285.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.