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Largest Black Market: 10,826thMost Devout: 13,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,156th
The Federation of
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Civil Rights
Rare
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Frightening
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The DAA

Population12.117 billion

Currencygreckel
AnimalRoach

The Federation of The DAA is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 12.117 billion DAAians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DAAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion greckels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,863 greckels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,671 per year while the poor average 32,340, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, voting is voluntary, exterminators swarm DAAian homes, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The DAA's national animal is the Roach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The DAA is ranked 20,456th in the world and 4th in Boston for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,474.28 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 10,826thMost Devout: 13,376thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,404thMost Armed: 20,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,456thHealthiest Citizens: 20,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,388thHighest Economic Output: 22,612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,589thMost Patriotic: 25,414thBest Weather: 28,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,150thMost Accessible: 33,080th
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Most Accessible: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The DAA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : The DAA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, exterminators swarm DAAian homes.
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, voting is voluntary.
  • : The DAA was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : The DAA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, scientific ethics are on the chopping block.
  • : Following new legislation in The DAA, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.

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