The Republic of The Dealer is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Greedy-Eyed Crow population. The hard-working population of 1.336 billion Dealerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Dealerian economy, worth 56.8 trillion Chips a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,548 Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dealer's national animal is the Greedy-Eyed Crow.

The Dealer is ranked 172,779^th in the world and 2^nd in United Kingdom of Buranica for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.