The United Socialist States of The Doremians is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 339 million Doremians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamstown. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Doremian economy, worth 14.6 trillion Doremian Notes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,180 Doremian Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Doremian pirates, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doremians's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Doremians is ranked 7,038^th in the world and 4^th in Eladria for Safest, scoring 123.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.