The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson
Population | 11.169 billion |
Capital | Johnson City |
Leader | R L Johnson |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Hellhound |
The Nomadic Peoples of The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by R L Johnson with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.169 billion Johnsonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnson City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,501 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with R L Johnson, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and Hellhound is one of the most popular forenames in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson. Crime is totally unknown. The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is ranked 290,305th in the world and 10th in The Delta for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.32 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, Hellhound is one of the most popular forenames in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with R L Johnson.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.