The Most Serene Republic of The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 13.882 billion Indescribably Frightening Kekistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.

The powerhouse Indescribably Frightening Kekistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Kekistani Frogs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,963 Kekistani Frogs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,406 per year while the poor average 21,954, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan City, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Indescribably Frightening Kekistanians, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan's national animal is the Pepe the Almighty God of Destruction, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan is ranked 124,415^th in the world and 32^nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Safest, scoring 72.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.