The Global Community of The Jorran Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Man of the Year with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.507 billion Jorrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levity. The average income tax rate is 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jorran economy, worth a remarkable 7,891 trillion Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 335,712 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Jorran lands. Crime is totally unknown. The Jorran Federation's national animal is the Zilla and its national religion is Bassheadism.

The Jorran Federation is ranked 290,327^th in the world and 245^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Safest, scoring 3.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.