Population | 23.929 billion |
Capital | Paris |
Leader | King Charles X |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Livre |
Animal | Gallic Rooster |
The Kingdom of France of The Moon States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles X with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.929 billion Frenchmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth a remarkable 8,705 trillion Livres a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,821 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on French roads, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moon States's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
The Moon States is ranked 222,779th in the world and 23rd in Pax Britannia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,739.88 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Moon States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
- : The Moon States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Moon States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Moon States lodged a message on the Pax Britannia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Moon States, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in The Moon States, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on French roads.
- : Following new legislation in The Moon States, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in The Moon States, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : The Moon States lodged a message on the Pax Britannia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Moon States, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.