The People's Republic of The Pharaohship is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Thrasher with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.948 billion Pharaohshipians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanibel Island. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pharaohshipian economy, worth 494 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,658 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after The Pharaohship allowed its WA membership to lapse, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pharaohship's national animal is the Burrowing Owl and Egyptian Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Pharaohship is ranked 258,973^rd in the world and 2,633^rd in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.