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Most Armed: 13,808thMost Conservative: 21,659thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,726th
The Concrete Slabian Switcher of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
PokePoke
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Poker 2

Population4.879 billion

CurrencyPoke
AnimalPoker

The Concrete Slabian Switcher of The Poker 2 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.879 billion Poker 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Poker 2ian economy, worth 511 trillion Pokes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,889 Pokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,927 per year while the poor average 26,671, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Poker 2's national animal is the Poker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Poker 2 is ranked 21,726th in the world and 257th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,122.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Armed: 13,808thTop
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Most Conservative: 21,659thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,611thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,776th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Secular: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 270th in the regionMost Conservative: 272nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 288th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 304th in the regionLargest Black Market: 395th in the regionSafest: 400th in the regionMost Inclusive: 406th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 456th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 471st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 477th in the region

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