The The Peoples Republic of The Socialist Republic of South Tunisia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Council Commissars of The Republic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.696 billion South Tunisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarzis. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Socialist Republic of South Tunisian economy, worth 124 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,808 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, The Council Commissars of The Republic's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Republic of South Tunisia's national animal is the Ostriche, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Socialist Republic of South Tunisia is ranked 84,064^th in the world and 13^th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.99 law-abiding acts per hour.